It's fucking juicy
My eyes water when she shakesshakesshakes
She's got an onion booty
It's hanging out loosely
Girl's gonna get it till she achesachesaches
Pat was actually so pissed the entire day cause he thought that all his friends bailed on him. Martin brought him over and they came in the side door. We were all waiting in the dark in the kitchen. Pat comes in with his back to us and he's like to Dave: "Where the fuck is Chris?"
Dave: He's not here yet.
Pat: Then why is his car outside?
Dave: .... Because... he is here.... (smooth)
Pat: Where is he?
Dave: Upstairs.
Pat: CHRIS. Get the FUCK down here!
Then Dave turned him around to face us and he was like: Oh my God!
It was SO FUNNY. Night was pretty jokes. Spent most of the night in the kitchen standing in a circle and talking to Nez, Chris, Emily, and Ryan and listening to some Ritz Crackers (Dave's raps. They're actually so catchy). Brynn and Karey came over and I think I smacked Brynn on the ass cause she said she'd prefer me doing that over Martin. And I don't know whether it was because I was smashed or because her boobs are smaller, but I didn't mind Karey. Emily and I started peer pressuring some more people to come to AN. (oh hells yes)
Shit happened with Kaitlin and Martin (again) after which both me and Emily tried to comfort her, but it took Dave and an hour and a half later for her to calm down. Dan puked in his mouth and held it in there until he could (sign) ask Dave to spit it in the sink. AW DAN. XD I got drunk enough to actually eat some Black Forest cake and threw up in Dave's sink too because of it. Dave put me to bed then in his mom's room lol. "So Pauline, what is that?" "The bathroom." "Yes, and what do we do in the bathroom?" "Puke!"
So yeh, he'd come up every now and then (I slept most of the time with his cat Patches) and me, him and Kaitie would just lie on the bed all different ways and talk. It was jokes. Luckily, I didn't have to sleep on the floor, so I guess getting sick wasn't all bad. Martin and Kaitlin shared a room; Pat and Chris shared a bed LOL(Pat smeared chocolate cupcake all over Chris's face); and me and Dave slept in his mom's bed. Poor Emily had to sleep on the floor :O But he was with the Peplers so it must've been pretty jokes. :P
Though it wasn't fun waking up at 7:30am to drive Kaitie and Emily home and go to the coaching course @ Durham College. I was still a bit hung over/hammered then. Lol. Aryne found it pretty funny.
All in all, not a bad weekend in the least.
On another note, played hockey again today with the guys (and Kaitlin). Wasn't as fail this time... I'd like to think. I only fell twice! But you'll start laughing once I tell you how.
The first time, I was just standing on the ice talking to Kaitlin and Dave. I was trying to call Ally on my cell phone, so I had one hand with my cell to my ear, and the other with my stick. Then, I just lose balance and start falling backwards, but since my hands were full I couldn't right myself! So I was flailing there for like 5 seconds with Kaitlin just standing there laughing. Then I fell. On my ass. And they laughed.
Second time I was chasing Kaitlin, who had the puck. And I lost my balance and fell forward on my knee. Now it's all bruised and swollen :|
I scored a goal though!!
For supper, after much pondering and considering, we went to have udon noodle soup at Jino's :D after Caitlyn's fine, fine suggestion. So overall, a crap night turned out to be pretty good, even though now I'm stuck in my room but whatever~
And omg Cafe Akatsuki is famous (look at the last comments)
While at Chapters, we noticed that the Uchiha battle is out :D. BUT. Cait and I noticed something huge that onemanga did not translate. The first two pictures are blurry, but it's basically Zetsu wondering about why Itachi lost. He notices that Itachi was coughing up blood, probably injured from before his battle with Sasuke (Maybe he fought Madara?)
( Cut for pictures... )
- X what you saw
- O what you haven't finished/saw sizable portions
- Bold what you loved
- Strike for what you disliked/hated
- Leave unchanged if neutral
From AnimeNewsNetwork:
"The Mandalay Pictures production studio has licensed the film rights toShoji Gatoh's Full Metal Panic! high school action comedy light novels. The story centers around a brusque young sergeant named Sousuke Sagara who must protect an assertive high school girl named Chidori Kaname by masquerading (somewhat unsuccessfully) as a high school student himself. Actor Zac Efron (High School Musical, Hairspray, 17 Again) is reportedly discussing the project."
Omg... I'm actually excited.
Excitement all around.
Good times. It was nice to get out of the house.
P.S. Steve has seen Totoro. And all of Miyazaki's films. LOL. We were naming off all of them.
Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia
Characters: Mostly US and Canada
Summary: The world meets to discuss the fate of Woman's Hockey in the Winter Olympics. Things get out of hand and old grudges are found to still remain.
This is written simply for fun, no offense intended so please don't take any!
( You can't take the hockey out of Canada... )
Today was the hockey.
I'm in Toronto right now for my dad's PDAC convention at the Royal York (having amazing fun BTW). We just got back from Queen Street shopping, just chilling. Ally's in the bathroom and all of a sudden we hear her start freaking out and going "that is so jokes! OMG". Kaitlin and I were kind of confused, since she was by herself in there. Then she came out with her cell phone. She had just been talking to her friend Demetra.
Apparently, Demetra went to watch the hockey game today of Anderson vs Henry (Ally and Demetra go to Anderson). She got there late so she had to sit right at the edge of the area were Anderson kids were sitting and beside Henry kids. As to be expected at a rival week event, both high schools were chirping each other and stuff. Demetra was sitting beside a Henry couple, when the guy of the couple called her ugly. So, she turned to the girl and said: "Step aside." and stood up and punched the guy in the face so hard his face turned purple!
Which is hilarious (and so Demetra).
But it gets better. Guess who the couple was?
Slava and Cassie K.
It's the most amazing thing I have ever heard.
P.S. IT IS WARM TODAY. AND SUNNY. AND IT IS GOING TO BE WARM TOMORROW AND T
Royal York in 2 days!
Then me and Cait had an epic battle in the Final Rush. Let's just say that 15 minutes later and the furthest we got was halfway through the level. Was so tired after that.
But Emily has much potential. She unplugged my controller once ("Wait- why aren't I moving????) and even turned off the GC on Caitlyn!!! We have a pro in the making. :)
They walked through the park when they came over- Peel is covered with melting ice and they both got soakers walking across a LAKE of it. I walked them home and we had an adventure making our way (dryly) through the epic FIELD OF ICE. It was hilarious. Laughing and slipping and screaming and all the good stuff.
On the way back, I passed these three girls (they were like 7 or 8 seriously) doing the same thing. "OMG ICE" "Well, you were the one who lead us this way!!!"
I found it very amusing how even though we are practically 10 years their seniors, they were mirror images of us (one was blond and the other two with brown hair!!).
I love how we never grow up :D
( memememememememe... )
RUSSIA'S VOICE ROCKS.